Public News Anchorman is an anchorman who works for Public News Team.



  • "Not so fast, you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commericials! No mercy!
  • "Well looks like we got ourselves a blingual bloodfest
  • "Blade!
  • "This is great shot. Am i right, Frank?
  • "Hey uh, that is some fantastic shot you got there. That's kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news.
  • "We at public television. We're really down with the woman's lib thing.
  • "Howie, we have the shot. Up a little. Up, up.
  • "Shh! Don't want to wake up your friends.
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