Dave the Squirrel

Dave the Squirrel is a mentioned character in the unrated version of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Wake Up Ron Burgundy. Champion "Champ" Kind woke up one morning and pooped on the squirrel. Champ brought the squirrel to the Channel 4 News office. Brick thought that the squirrel would be named Dave. Brick probably also ate the chocolate squirrel.